What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Astronomers thought the Milky Way was doomed to crash into Andromeda. Now they’re not so sure - The Conversation

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

There’s a Fascinating Hidden Reason That So Many High-Earning Tech Workers Are Getting Laid Off Now - futurism.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Climate models with low sensitivity to greenhouse gases do not align with satellite measurements - Phys.org

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

How does ChatGPT compare to Claude AI?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Proba-3’s first artificial solar eclipse - European Space Agency

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Gets Three-Part Release, Series Finale Set for New Year’s Eve - Variety

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some recommended foods for reducing eye fatigue?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading